Friday, 28 October 2011

A Morning Smile

Voted
Best Scottish Short Joke


A bloke walks
into a Glasgow library and says to the prim
librarian,

'Excuse me Miss,
dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'

To
which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and
says,

'Fook off,
ye'll no bring it back!'
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2 comments:

  1. christopher watts28 October 2011 at 09:32

    thanks, that was a great laugh.

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  2. Anonymous28 October 2011 at 11:38

    D'ya nae ken anyting udder dan dis Scottish lingo?

    I'se a Newfie, born and bred and proud uv it.

    What d'ya have uv our literashur?

    Any gud Newfie jokes?

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