WELL......WTF

This should make you drop a f—— stitch or two. Laff!!!

Begin forwarded message:

     Correct use of

the "F » 

     word..

There are only eleven times in history where the 

     "F" word has been considered acceptable for

use.

They are as 

     follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- 

     Capt.. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was 

     that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

9. "Where did all those 

     @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 

1877

     8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could

understand 

     that."

-- Einstein, 1938

     7. "It does so @#$%ing look like 

     her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work 

     that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

     5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing

ceiling?"

-- 

     Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia 

     Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- 

     Noah, 4314 BC

     2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is

going to find 

     out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

     1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this @%#*^ing 

     mad."

-- Stephen Harper, Oct 20, 

2015