Holy Roller Disengaged and Out of Control

Sly sniveling cowardly wretch.
Sanctimonious pr--k
Liar.liar pants on fire.
Particularly malodorous fart.
Master of the Art of  Sleaze.
Muckraker extraordinaire
Mr. Would-be if he could - be but he can't.
This morning's essential stretching exercise is complete.
I can rise from the nether regions and begin my day in good faith.
At last night's committee meeting, we had another lengthy agenda. It didn't get completed.
A report from the treasurer outlining councillor expense policies of neighboring
municipalities was discussed. It was an eye-opener.
Aurora's total expense budget used to be $27,000.
In recent years, ten thousand was knocked off because the full amount was never used. It still isn't.
Average spent by all Councillors is $13,000.
The treasurer informed us,in some municipalities a single Councillor has an expense allowance of $16,000. a year.
At this point, the discussion was about publishing the expenses of each Councillor.
The motion was to do it on an annual basis.
Councillor Morality Ballard wanted it done quarterly.
Normal expense is for an annual conference. It occurs annually.
That didn't influence the Righteous One. Nor did the explanation that preparing the statement was  labour-intensive and not without expense.
The Councillor expounded that people were entitled to know how Councillors are spending their money.
To add force to his argument, he claimed he had documentation to prove public resources were being  improperly spent.
Like; there's a thief in the house and only Councillor The Shadow Ballard knows the identity of the miscreant and all other particulars. For reason known to himself alone, he was not prepared to share. Preferring instead to let suspicion hang  over all present with the exception of his unsullied self..
The Councillor should have been called upon to withdraw his accusation on penalty of  being
expelled from the Council  Chamber.
Instead  he repeated it once more without adding substance to his scurrilous contention.
He seems captivated by the ease of smearing character and reputations.
He may be completely ignorant that no expense claim is paid unless it falls within a written policy.
Whatever his twisted comprehension, his eagerness to set himself apart will compel him to repeat the malice aforethought.
The means of dealing with conduct  unworthy of the privilege of elected office is available in the Rules of Order.