"Cowardice asks the question...is it safe? Expediency asks the question...is it politic? Vanity asks the question...is it popular? But conscience asks the question...is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but one must take it because it is right." ~Dr. Martin Luther King

Tuesday, 17 March 2015

IT MADE ME LAUGH




*The Brothel*
TWO OLD GUYS DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, ,THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER,'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE  SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ONTHEM. THEY WONt KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
                             THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE
TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CAROF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' '
                              WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS
                              LOVING HER.."

                               HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS
  A WITCH." 
"'A WITCH??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOw TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stealing this one!

Anonymous said...

I think that this was at Sormeh Spa wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

Evelyn, it looks like you have an in with either teachers or Hydro employees.

Anonymous said...



Letterman could never have done this!

Anonymous said...

My grandfather told that joke back in 1962.I think some new material should be in order.

Anna Lozyk Romeo said...

Oh that was funny!