I
bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go
figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I
returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to
work.
The
service technician explained that the radio was voice
activated.
'Nelson,'
the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or
Willie?'
'Willie!'
he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came
from the speakers.
Then
he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'
Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for
the next few days,
Every
time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get
beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,'
I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday,
some guy ran a red light
And
nearly creamed my new truck,
But I
swerved in time to avoid him.
I
yelled, 'Ass
Hole!'
Immediately
the radio responded with,
Ladies
and gentlemen,
The
Premier of Ontario
DALTON
McGINTY
Damn
I love this truck....
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3 comments:
A terrific morning smile!
Martha Hall Findlay has announced she will run to lead the Liberals in April.
To 5:44 not sure what your comment has to do with McGinty being called ass h*le....
I think Hall-Findlay has about as much a chance of becoming leader as Santa Claus.
I don't trust a candidate that "parachutes" into a riding in hopes of winning.
She parachuted from the north country (was it Owen Sound area?)into our riding way back when and lost to Belinda. In an ironic twist, Belinda crossed the floor. So we had 2 Liberals that ran in that election.
Then Martha pulls up stakes and runs in Willowdale. The intent of an MP is to represent the riding, not to come into a riding to get elected.
I know that she is called an "insider" but I think that once all of the other candidates announce, she will be at the bottom.
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